“ You better get down on your hands and knees and kiss Jimmy Carter’s rosy-red Georgia-peach-picking ass and beg me to run your fucking country again, because there’s no way I’m ever gonna come to you fuck-knobs and politely ask you if I might please be a presidential candidate in your precious fuckin’ election. So you can just bite my cock. I’ve had it with you jerkoffs and your jerkoff candidates.
Jimmy Carter
Action-Squadr
Happy 61st Bowie
Sticking It To The Man
If you’ve ever thought what the most delicious way to die was, perhaps you’re not reading the right news: man stabs another man in the neck with a pork chop bone.
“ Let he who hasn’t injected the extract from a grizzly bear’s petuitary gland straight into his belly button cast the first stone.
Carl
“ What have I been saying for years? That’s right. I have been saying that children are the cause of all our problems. Ebola? Children. Blood Nose 2007? Children. Iraq? OK, maybe not Iraq, but definitely Afghanistan, which is what gave Bush the confidence to go into Iraq. So in a way, yes.
Corporate-Casual
New SM? No Jicks? So good either way.
Kansas City, a decidedly uncool shithole of a town.
Save big money, and chainsaws.
“ I’m glad to see that more and more newspapers are allowing online readers to comment on stories because, increasingly, I find myself wondering, ‘What do stupid people think about the issues?’
Todd Mundt-Converge Blog
“ Slow ride, take it easy - Slow ride, take it easy
Slow down, go down, got to get your lovin’ one more time
Hold me, roll me, slow ridin’ woman you’re so fine Guitar Hero III releases today, bitches.
Slow down, go down, got to get your lovin’ one more time
Hold me, roll me, slow ridin’ woman you’re so fine Guitar Hero III releases today, bitches.
“ So, you take a brain dead patient, use these techniques to re-grow the brain stem, and you now have a mindless body shambling around, no thoughts and no personality, nothing but a cloud of base instincts and impulses. That, ladies and gentlemen, is what we like to call a real, live, undead fucking zombie. So there.
from Cracked’s 5 Scientific Reasons A Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen
A-S Radio
“ the new logo is more energetic, festive, modern, swooshy, happy, vibrant, friendly, grabable, and many more adjectives that are triggered by the over designed icon — it simply has too much styling to it, or, for a more appropriate allegory, too many chocolates on the pillow.
Brand New on the new, ugly Holiday Inn logo. 
“We look like Grade-A assholes.” -Rev. Dave
